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Old 11-20-2005, 07:06 PM   #101
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Haha, I can't believe this thing has lasted so long!

Ah Slughorn,
Carrots? Why, yes. I shall cut up some carrots for you, then I'll add you to the pot! Not up to your leauge, bah! I could out potion you in my sleep, you fat old man. By the by, He Who Must Not Be Named is still looking for you. Still hanging out in that nice muggle house?
Most Unsincerly,
Severus Snape



Severus,
It has come to my attention that perhaps Dumbldore was mistaken about you. Would mind reporting to the Ministry for questioning? I'm asking nicely now, but I don't mind losing the other half of my nose if I end up coming after you, because I assure you, you will be losing all of your head if that happens.
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Old 11-20-2005, 07:42 PM   #102
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alastor, how's that eye of yours? I wonder what would happen when I scream ACCIO MAGIC EYEBALL near you... come and get me, woodchipper *malicious giggle*

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dear Snape

hello, I'm the editor of the Quibbler and I was wondering wheter you, as the HBP would mind giving an interview about your triangle relationship with He Who Must Not Be Named and Bellatrix Lestrange.

kindly respond hastly
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Old 11-24-2005, 06:31 PM   #103
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Dear Editor,

I think you would be better off to keep to your own business. HWMNBN will be contact you shortly with the AK spell.

-Snape

Dear Professor,

Remember the time you blamed me for stealing from you to make polyjuice potion and the gillyweed for underwater survival? Remember how it really wasn't me who did all of that? I am still waiting for your apology.

-Harry
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Old 11-25-2005, 03:57 AM   #104
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I'm sorry Harry, now read this spell out loud to all of your friends please:
"cruciatus totalus"

jolly fun spell, no? made it up myself.

yours deadly, Snape

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remember me? I was the one you loved a long long time ago back in school, would you like to come and drink a coffee in my toiletroom??

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Old 01-22-2006, 07:32 PM   #105
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What on earth would have given you the idea that I actually would drink coffee with you? I am not in love with you Myrtle, nor shall I ever be! Get it through your skull! I should dearly like to have a word with who-ever started this rumour..Potter...
50 points from Griffindor..., just because I can!

for ever NOT yours
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Dear Professor Snape,
Would you let me sneak into the Gryffindor's Common Room and craftily set off a few stink bombs then go back to the Slytherin Dorm without getting docked points? Would you let me Hex Potter for being a nitwit? May I please? It'd be really fun!
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Old 01-30-2006, 09:01 AM   #106
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Dear G Goyle

As much as I would like SOMEONE to Hex that sniverling Potter Brat I sencirley doubt it will be you, you would most likely miss or set something on fire so therefore I will be NOT allowing you do get into the Gryffendor Common room or to Hex potter, that is MY priverlige.

Severus Snape

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Dear Snape

You KILLED me Severus... You Killed me!
Change your ways or you will die along with your dark master!

Albus Dumbledore

PS. I agree with Harry you are a Coward!
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Old 06-08-2006, 06:04 PM   #107
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Quote:
Originally Posted by King of The Istari
Dear Snape

You KILLED me Severus... You Killed me!
Change your ways or you will die along with your dark master!

Albus Dumbledore

PS. I agree with Harry you are a Coward!
Dear dumbledore

i'm not a coward, we talked about this for the past year, you knew what i had to do you ungrateful *******, making me go through all this pain!

snape


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What to come over to my place for a quick bite. How about on the next full moon...

Yours, Lupin.
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Old 06-12-2006, 06:03 AM   #108
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Mr. Lupin,

As much as I appreciate your invitation, I am not ready to die yet.

Snape.



Snape,

What is this I hear about you and Trelawney? You promised to marry me!

Pomona Sprout.
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Old 06-03-2007, 06:56 PM   #109
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Please allow me to bump this thread! I think it'd be fun if people used it to express some of their speculations on book 7.

My dear Pomona,
Yes, I did promise to marry you; but I know you and I know your wants and desires all too well...
Let's just say that after a certain "incident" with the Dark Lord, I find myself not being able to...fulfill your marital needs.
To cut a long story short (such an unfortunate metaphor for me to use now!), I decided to act like a gentleman and bow out of this marriage.
Snape

P.S. I don't care what people have been saying; I go up to Trelawney's tower to get tea and only tea!

Dear Snape,
A little birdie told me that your ex-girlfriend, Pomona, is trying to patch things up with you. Next time you hear from that mud-grubbin' idiot, you better tell her to back off!
Your "tea"-buddy

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Old 06-04-2008, 10:58 AM   #110
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Dear "Tea Buddy",

For your information, we are not "patching things up", as you say. I don't want anything to do with her and I have the same feelings for you. So you back off. Besides, we only are together for tea.

-Snape

Snape,

Don't go into the whomping willow at midnight.

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Old 06-04-2008, 11:57 AM   #111
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Dear Snape-

How do I stop setting my eyebrows on fire?!

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Old 06-04-2008, 04:11 PM   #112
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Snape why u hatin' so much brotha?
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Old 08-30-2008, 12:33 PM   #113
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Seamus,

First of all, quit pointing your wand at your face. If that doesn't work, go swimming often. If you're not sure it's YOU setting your eyebrows on fire, then shun all your friends and join what Muggles call a Monastery: a place where radically religious Muggles live the rest of their days in silence and celibacy. Do you know what "celibacy" means? Ask Ron Weasley, he's probably got it figured out. There are plenty of good monasteries in Southeast Asia; India, Burma, Taiwan, and the like. Hope I never see you again!

Your nothing-special-in-particular,
Professor Snape.

(Note: Going back in time because I had a good idea for a letter, probably first or second year).

Dear Sev,

Remember me? When we were little, you lived down at Spinner's End! You always liked Lily better than me, but I have an idea you might enjoy. You may or may not know this, but Lily's son, Harry, lives with my family and he is quite the bunion on my left foot. I give you full permission to torture him in any way possible. My husband and I are quite glad he's not here now, but we pity that school of his for having to put up with him now. I am not very creative, of course, but I can ask my husband (who's really quite imaginative) to come up with ways to agonize Harry should you ever run out.

I just wanted you to know that no matter what you do to him, as long as you don't kill him, I suppose, we are behind you 100 per cent. There will be no lawsuits with the school on account of us.

Greatest love,
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Old 01-13-2014, 12:19 PM   #114
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Dear Tuney,
I will try my best to make his life terrible him but I was planning on doing it anyway.
Best wishes,
Snape

Dear Snape,
I need you to tell me were the grifendor common room is so I can curse Potter back.
Malfoy
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Old 12-14-2015, 10:57 AM   #115
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Dear Prof. Snape,
You rarely notice me but i am paired up with Ron and he messed up our potion making him puke slugs is there a potion i can use to reverse the effects?
Aria

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